30 Days of Burning Man – Day 25, Don’t Go!!!

Posted: August 21, 2012 in Burning man
Tags: , , , , , , ,

30 Days of Burning Man – Day 25, Don’t Go!!!

This year there is a possibility that there will be a much higher percentage of newbies heading to the desert so I thought I’d spend the 30 days before the gates open throwing out some information, some images and a little bit of wisdom, advice and snark about the place I love so much. These posts will be generally directed at Burning Man virgins but hopefully some of you old dogs out there will contribute through comments or get some enjoyment out of them as well. So here we go.  .  I’ll include at least one photo from Burning Man each day and once a week I’ll do nothing but photos.  I hope the posts are sometimes helpful and also enjoyable, enjoy ~ ZD Blue

So I’ve spent 24 days telling you about Burning Man, all of the things I love about it and why you should go, but maybe you shouldn’t.  So tonight all the reasons real and imaginary why you shouldn’t go.  Let’s start with the experience a colleague had with Burning Man.  He had wanted to go for a long time, he’d heard and read about it and thought it would be great.  He did the 4 hour drive out to the Playa, sat in the entry line in the dust and the wind, and the longer he sat there the less excited he got, finally he did a U-turn and went home.  It was just too dusty he told me.

But there are plenty of reasons not to go, first of all it’s expensive, I tell newbies expect to drop a grand on your first venture to the Playa all-inclusive.  Second, if you’re not someone who easily handles being out of their comfort zone, this is NOT a good place for you.  Don’t like camping, dust, heat, cold, or nudity, really not going to like Black Rock City.  Need to be on your cellphone all day, can’t go three hours without texting, nope.   Need a week where you want to just get loaded everyday and sit around and watch other people do Burning Man, please stay home, we won’t miss you.

There are more than a few opinions about this topic on the web, some are serious, some snarky and some are just plain fucking nuts, enjoy ~ ZD Blue

1. It’s just sham cover for sex and drugs  http://www.jewishworldreview.com/weekly/standard092499.asp

2. Why Burning Man isn’t worth it from Cracked  http://www.cracked.com/blog/bad-acid-weird-boobs-why-burning-man-isnt-worth-it/

3. It’s an Occult revival meeting and you’ll burn in hell for going  http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Wicca%20&%20Witchcraft/burning_man_festivals.htm

4.  A take from the disgruntled  http://www.jwz.org/gruntle/burningman.html

5.  Burning Man was terrible  http://bm.tribe.net/thread/391c8bd8-fbbb-48b5-847a-afa1a0218c7d

6.  This guy, did NOT have a good time on the Playa  http://blog.hisnameistimmy.com/burning-man-our-review/12 

7. Ten things to hate about Burning Man  http://www.newsreview.com/reno/10-things-i-hate-about-burning-man/content?oid=481375

8.  The dark-side of Burning Man  http://funologist.org/2012/02/17/the-dark-side-of-burning-man/

Advertisements
Comments
  1. […] This blog post continues to be popular, in part because it is posted in this clever blog series on reasons not to go to Burning Man. […]

  2. paxus says:

    To be fair, the last article on this list, which i wrote, is part of a pair – the other is about why BM is so omportant http://funologist.org/2012/02/07/why-burning-man-is-significant-funologically/

    • zdeaconblue says:

      Thanks Paxus, didn’t post the second piece just because of the theme of the day. Have spent 24 days promoting why you should go. But to my readers both pieces are really well done. ~ ZD Blue

      • paxus says:

        ZD Blue – No problem, i just want your readers to understand i am both an advocate of the event and a critic of it. I dont want it to go away, i think it is extermely important and the regional burns may even be the best effect AND being a fan does not mean we have to be blind to the problems and we shuld not take them on. Thanks for your well researched information on this significant cultural event.

        Paxus in NYC

      • zdeaconblue says:

        Thanks for the comment and your own writings and most of all for being a thinking human being in todays partisan world where people all too often take things on a love it or leave it level. I prefer the love it and make it better approach you also seem to advocate for ~ ZD Blue

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s