Boy Scouts of America ban Conservative Scout Masters!

Posted: July 20, 2012 in political stupidity
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Boy Scouts of America ban Conservative Scout Masters!

Today Wayne Brook, Chief Scout Executive of the Boy Scouts of America made a surprise announcement.  Amongst controversy about the Boy Scouts reaffirming their policy to not allow homosexuals to be members or scout masters, Brook announce that Conservatives will also now be banned from the Boy Scouts.  The announcement sent ripples through the conservative community and initially Brook was reticent to explain why the position had been taken.  However, last night on the Sean Hannity Show on the Fox Network, Brook collapsed under the laser wit and questioning of Mr. Hannity and finally admitted the reason.  Brook said, “Given the information we’ve received on the levels of closeted gay Conservatives, we just can’t chance it, this is the youth of America at stake.” 

The reasoning absolutely shocked Sean Hannity and particularly as it came in the last-minute of the program, there was no time for further questions for Mr. Brook.  Conservative talk show icon Rush Limbaugh speaking at a public appearance in Boca Raton, Florida was hit with a question about the controversy.  A reporter from the local newspaper asked Mr. Limbaugh if it was true that he was one of the closeted gays in the Conservative Community being referenced by Mr. Brook.  Limbaugh, caught off-guard by the question, didn’t seem able to respond and was quickly escorted from the venue shortly after.  Later a representative for Mr. Limbaugh said, “Mr. Limbaugh didn’t respond because he wasn’t willing to dignify the question with a response.”  Is Rush Limbaugh gay? 

Some people have questioned whether or not Limbaugh even appeared at the event, but it has been reported that shortly after the event an empty Oxycontin vial was found near the podium.  Of course this controversy has raised questions about the sexual preference of many conservative talking heads and political wonks and really of most of the announcers for the Fox News Network.  Is there a secret gay agenda at work at Fox!?

 

Satire – the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

 

The Boy Scouts of America have helped a lot of young men in this country build character and be successful.  Which is why it is so sad that they have taken such a bigoted and idiotic stance when it comes to allowing homosexuals to be involved with the organization.  Now let us be clear, the Boy Scouts have the right to do this, just as another bigoted group, the Ku Klux Klan has the right to ban people from their group, this is the freedom Conservatives talk so much about and I support it.  However, the same idiotic and mythological thinking is at work in both groups.  You see the klan thinks that people of color, Jews and Catholics are all inferior a clearly ridiculous idea.  The scouts are buying in to the idiotic idea that all gay men are either predatory pedophiles or trying to recruit young men under an imaginary homosexual agenda.  If you believe either of these things you are a moron, plain and simple, and I’m sad that the Boy Scouts of America are now a group that can be so easily and accurately compared to a racist group like the Ku Klux Klan.

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  1. sonofwalt says:

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