Corn Maze Nightmare, oh the humanity…

Posted: October 14, 2011 in General Stupidity
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It is that time of the year where farmers create the horror that are CORN MAZES.  Recently an unsuspecting young couple found their way into a Massachusetts Corn Maze at a place called Connors Farm take a look at the link the place is terrifying, the website features creepy, malicious cartoon animals and dancing psycho freaks, THE MADNESS…

Then it happened, a couple with a newborn  entered the maze Monday afternoon, they wandered, they got lost, it’s a maze after all, it began to get dark they panicked and did what you do in a life or death emergency situation in a cornfield, they walked through the corn!  No, actually they didn’t, these complete morons call 911 and freaked out, for God’s sake people it’s FECKIN CORN!!!!  If you walk though in a straight line you’ll escape, to the farmers credit that’s exactly what he said

You can listen to the 911 call below:


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